My Old Science Teacher Is Weirdly Obsessed With Me and My Boyfriend

So, my old science teacher now teaches my boyfriend and she has been making many comments about our relationship, the most recent (and terrifying) being:

Teacher: “I love Marissa! She’s so smart!”

Boyfriend: “Okay. I know…”

“THERE’S 44 CHAPTERS OF THIS SHIT WHATTHEFUCK”

Getting my boyfriend to readMy Immortalwas possibly the best decision I’ve ever had.

Under the iron bridge we kissed
And although I ended up with sore lips
It just wasn’t like the old days anymore
No, it wasn’t like those days
Am I still ill?

Francis started talking to me again.

I forgot why I liked talking to him: he’s fucking hilarious.

:D

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Does the body rule the mind, or does the mind rule the body? I dunno.
  • Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
  • Me: Nine and three quarters
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
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mammary: hip-music-kid:  If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.  • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.” i’m always reblogging this. I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message. omg ogmognsjkghkf rkejahsgfknrms, what even that is scary omg the woman is gorgeous but just the whole concept of barbie thing guirkyseguryesi ew omg wut. That’s terrifying.
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mammary:

hip-music-kid:

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

i’m always reblogging this.

I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

omg ogmognsjkghkf rkejahsgfknrms, what even that is scary omg the woman is gorgeous but just the whole concept of barbie thing guirkyseguryesi ew omg

wut. That’s terrifying.

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